Sunday, July 3, 2011

My butt hangeth

There was this picture of me running.  It was taken just a few months ago.  It was a good picture as far as running pictures go, but there was this thing with my butt.  It seemed that part of it was a little too low...  And it was kind of flat at the bottom.  It was a side view.  I just decided that it was some weird thing about running and the picture was taken at this certain angle, so my butt just looked "funny".  Yep.  Weird picture.  Move on.

Well...I was at a hotel recently that had a full length mirror just outside the bathroom.  So, if you are in the bathroom standing in front of the sink and you look to the side, you can see your entire body from the side.  I was naked.  I looked pretty good (if I do say so myself), but there was this weird thing with my butt.  I was like, huh... I turned a little to the left, a little to the right and sure enough, in the right angle I could see that "my butt hangeth".  It hangeth lower than it used to.  It is, you know, a 40 year old butt.  Huh...

So, my butt hangeth.  How does that make me feel?  Strangely enough, it doesn't really bother me.  My butt is almost 41 years old.  Damn thing got tired.  I do believe that I can give it a bit of a "lift".  I've heard that lunges and squats are good for that.  Unfortunately, running doesn't do anything to stop your butt from sliding down the back of your thigh.

I've started my squat-lunge program... just one day so far, but hey, you gotta start somewhere...

Yep.  Shit happens as you get older.  And sometimes, it happens to your butt.

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