I found my shorts

I found my shorts.  I was in my bedroom and I was... well, it's not important where I was or what I was doing.  After I was done, I looked in my sock drawer and found my shorts.  They've been missing for a couple of weeks.  THIS is significant.  I cannot tell you why, but I have deemed it a sign from God.  My shorts have returned.  It is time to celebrate.  How shall I celebrate, you ask?  Well, as they are my running shorts, I choose to run... with my shorts on. 

I have to tell you that today has been a difficult day.  My head has not been in the right place, my thoughts have been very negative and I still didn't know where my damn shorts were. But now I do.  God is great, God is good and I thank him for my ... shorts.

Thank you for sharing in my enthusiasm.  I know that great things are in store for me.  And now I'm ready.

I found my shorts.